Ok so like whoa

I was just sitting here right? and out of nowhere comes Danny, and he’s all up in my head like “give Benjamin a hug for me” and disappears again.

So uhh… I’m suppose to give him… a tentahug?

how’s that gonna work. 

(Source: starswallower)

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my crotch suffering is a serious problem

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Jarek

so serious I almost forgot how to breath. 

  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt
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THIS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM OK MY BONER I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT

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Jarek

can’t stop, won’t stop. 

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my crotch can’t handle this nana help

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Jarek

I just want you to know this is your own fault and that I couldn’t not put this on tumblr. 

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justaslacker: kbai.

justaslacker:

kbai.

mandylasers:

andispyralgoesmad:

RIP Agent Phil Coulson: He Coulson’d a God.

asfdgask This is perfection XD

flightofthecoco:

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